The Sarah Palin Chronicles Part IV: Down with the Rapture C*nt!!!

I truly thought my anger indignation would begin to abate after election night but it is still red hot. The fact that Sarah Palin even exists (both politically and existentially) in unacceptable. That 64% of the Republicans see her as a possible nominee for 2012 is nauseating.

I can understand if your charmed by her Calamity Jane persona or your a one-issue fundamentalist pro-lifer that was converted by the fact that she chose not to abort her special needs fetus at the 2 week screening and carry her little short fused Trig to term (of course its easier to make that decision when you are wealthy and have a golden radiator to strap the kid to).  Man those oil dividend checks they get up in Alaska must be nice, think of all the doodads and knick knacks you can buy from that free cold hard cash which perpetuates a system with demands that are placed firmly on the backs and amputated limbs of American soldiers fighting so bravely in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Yeah! Drill Baby Drill! Even if the reserves we have wouldn’t supply our country’s consumption for a full year, would only fuel our dependency on Middle East tyrants who fly planes into our buildings, and further delay a green revolution that can potentially be the next internet boom, if we innovate the technology and become self-reliant.

OK, back to the Rapture Cunt (I can’t tell you how gratifying it is to type that over and over)…I do not accept those that defend her intellectually.  Let review.  She took 6 years, went to 5 different colleges, finally graduating from the University of Idaho (not Harvard Princeton, or Yale).  The University of fucking Idaho.  And what did she graduate from the illustrious University of Idaho for…communications-journalism. Now, let’s just stop at the University of Idaho for a sec shall we. I’m sorry we need to set standards. If you graduate from the University of Idaho you are not allowed to run for President of the United States.  I don’t care if you’re the Phi Beta Kappa of Potato Research.  The best and the brightest the Dust Bowl has to offer (let alone a second-rate hairdo of a sportscaster for an arctic hick affiliate in Anchorage (KTUU-TV)).  ACCESS DENIED! Not to mention certain McCain aides who eventually came out and said she was not even aware that Africa was a continent (SEE VIDEO BELOW). Which, if true, would be kind of ironic. You’d think she would have boned up on it, being that’s where her opponent came from (on daddy’s side most recently and mommy’s side at the origin of our species).

To be fair these assertions have been challenged. Even many of my close friends incredulously asked if I really believed that it was possible that McCain would pick someone that didn’t know that Africa was a continent?  Hmmm… putting his elaborate one-day vetting process aside, lets look at this objectively one more time… Is it possible that a former runner up Miss Alaska who took 6 years, and five separate colleges to finally get a four-year degree from the University of Idaho for being an effing Sports Video Highlights DJ for the Land of the Midnight Sun’s Evening News version of WKRP in Cinncinati  might not know that Africa is a continent??? Es possible!!!  Let’s also not forget that she believes human beings and dinosaurs were hanging out by the tar pits 5,000 years ago like Land of the Lost. It wouldn’t surprise me if she started advocating for Sleestak rights. Good ole Chaka Six-Pack or perhaps Joe the Paku. “You betcha Holly! We’re gonna fix those pylons, heal up that time rift and getcha back home safe and sound, no fallin’ down the waterfall for eternity when the good Lord’s will comes a knockin’…and don’t forget to vote for me and Enik in 2012!”” [OK THAT WAS FOR THE GEEKS]